A comedic musical journey depicting the relatable downward spiral of a golfer losing their 'scratch' status to the demands of adult life. The creator hilariously navigates the stages of golf grief before absurdly convincing themselves that they are only a few practice sessions away from the professional tour.
The protagonist laments the realization that their golf game will never be what it once was.
Musical breakdown of the struggles: hip spasms, bad chip shots, and time constraints.